Conspiracy Theorist Tee

Sale price$24.95

Color: Heather Navy
Size: XS
Size Chart T-shirt
Size Width (in) Length (in) Chest/Bust (in)
XS 16.50 27.01 31"-34"
S 17.99 27.99 34"-37"
M 20.00 29.02 38"-41"
L 22.01 30.00 42"-45"
XL 24.02 31.02 46"-49"
2XL 25.98 32.01 50"-53"
3XL 27.99 32.99 54"-57"

It’s estimated that it took Noah between 55-75 years max to build the ark. Imagine being a child and walking by Noah’s house seeing him laying out wood and piecing the ark together, day in and day out you walk past this guy building.

125,000 sheep!

Noah's ark was 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high. The volume of space in the ark was 1.4 million cubic feet, equal to the capacity of 522 standard railroad box cars, which could carry 125,000 sheep.

75 YEARS!

Imagine everyday you see Noah working away on the ark for 75 years! Everyday you see the sign of God’s judgement being built before your eyes. Indeed, people would have mocked him and made fun of him, calling him names like Conspiracy Theorist. But Noah persisted and when the door was shut it began to rain and judgement came.

Details

This classic unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. These soft cotton, light-weight t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • Solids: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Heather Colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
  • Heather Prism Colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Features: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, tear-away label
  • Fit: Unisex cut, retail fit, true to size
  • Wash & Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.